1/25/10

Jazz Rooster joke from Tim Price


A rooster is getting ready to retire from his gig at the Farm....he sent the word out to some young roosters to come up and audition for the gig....the first young rooster comes up and scats the bird solo on Night in Tunisia.....nothing happens the sun doesn't come up no dogs start barking..........the next young rooster comes up and does Trane's solo on "Giant Steps'.........still nothing happens...a third rooster comes up and does Ornette's thing on "Ramblin'' still nothing happens
....
Finally the Old Rooster says, why you sad motherf#$%&@s , and clears his throat gives a little cough and cry's out COCK A DOODLE DO >>>> COCK A DOODLE DO >>>>>. the sun comes up dogs start barking the farmer wakes up and all the rest.....The old rooster looks at younger ones and says...

"I TOLD YOU SAD MUTHA' FUKAS, YA GOTTA LEARN THE STANDARDS FIRST !!"

1 comment:

Robert said...

I love that joke! I play saxes and raise chickens!